Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Teen Celebrities Are Really Pathetic

As you all know, i've never been one to take shots at celebrities. I do however like to watch them take shots at one another, and really who could do that better than teen celebs. To be more acurate, female teen celebs. Now I don't care much for Miley Cyrus, but lately making fun of her just seems so much easier than it has been in the past few months. There were the "racy" photos of her on the net, but really she could save herself the grief from that by saying that she was being a 15 year old girl and didn't know better. Come on, her dad freaking wrote "achy breaky heart" so really, can she actually have any morals when it comes to love? Not in my books. And what would a teen celeb be without their youtube page. I mean, I don't have one, but I can the obsession of carrying around a camera, or being on webcam constantly. I mean, it's like the complete opposite of tv, she can say what she wants, put on as much makeup and look like a total skank if she wants, and she cause a cat fight with other teen celebs, all by youtube. What a great site. I just used it to watch movie trailers and old episodes of digimon, but damn now I just can't wait for the next Miley and Mandy show. People you don't know what your missing here. Oh and to counter Miley and Mandy, we have the less known, less loved, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez. Much like Miley they decided to make their own youtube channel and make their own craptacular videos. Now I am just waiting for the retaliation on this.

*edit... Me and html code don't get along so i'll give you the links instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGEO9XDmis - watch this first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t_t6gRFe8



Now tell me this isn't asking for a teen war? Silly teen celebrities, fame is for those who can act. Did you see that? The spoof of The trix rabbit. See I can be funny.



J-moose

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

they were talking about this on the alternative radio station i listen to this morning. it was simply hilarious.

& haha don't worry, i wasn't talking about you when i said that. i was just wondering if you had the same problem

Anonymous said...

ALSO. the mandy & miley show on youtube bothers the hell out of me. she's so damn LOUD. does she NEED to have such an annoying voice? answer? no. they should do what they do to her songs to her youtube videos... you know, all that editing & layering. then it'd be about 3% less annoying.